You are observing a genuine shirt that was discovered deep in the forests of the Pacific NW. It gives support to all those who hope our species has not yet discovered nor answered all the mysteries our planet holds while at the same time making people look quite dapper.
design by: Mike Weihs


100% Organic Fine Jersey cotton construction

Through the end of April, $2 from every shirt purchased will go to the Pixie Project, a nonprofit animal shelter based in Portland, OR.

Printed On:

American Apparel^©

$5 shipping within the U.S.

$10 to Mexico and Canada

$12 to anywhere else in the world

Price does not include duties and/or taxes for international shipments.

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All shirts printed to order. Delivery times will vary.