You are observing a genuine shirt with a statement on it about the impossibility of making an activity take less time than it takes. Hindsight bears this out to such a degree that if a group of people is together looking backwards, it seems silly for anyone to even say it. But then the group turns to face forwards and that’s where this shirt comes in.

designed by: Dani Guralnick

Through the end of April, $2 from every shirt purchased will go to the Pixie Project, a nonprofit animal shelter based in Portland, OR.

Printed On:

American Apparel^©

$5 shipping within the U.S.

$10 to Mexico and Canada

$12 to anywhere else in the world

Price does not include duties and/or taxes for international shipments.

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All shirts printed to order. Delivery times will vary.