You are observing a genuine shirt introducing a maxim that, once accepted, will slowly but inescapably lead us to another maxim. This second maxim (the one not on the shirt) is that deep down inside, we all are math. If this shirt and its thesis succeed in their mission, we will all come to feel our essential mathness and accept that “free will” is just a myth perpetuated by romantic comedies.


design by: Derek Kim

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