You are observing a genuine shirt exploring the theory that human skin, nails and, indeed, hair all have consciousness independent of “us.” And while, theoretically, this makes them incredibly dangerous, their animosity towards one another keeps them in check. For now.


design by: Matthew Carroll

Through the end of April, $2 from every shirt purchased will go to the Pixie Project, a nonprofit animal shelter based in Portland, OR.

Printed On:

American Apparel^©

$5 shipping within the U.S.

$10 to Mexico and Canada

$12 to anywhere else in the world

Price does not include duties and/or taxes for international shipments.

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All shirts printed to order. Delivery times will vary.